I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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