You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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