i think i have herpe
just one?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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