just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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