Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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