you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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