I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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