I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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