Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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