We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
be right there i have to get my cape
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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