I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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