Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
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