i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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