38 yer olds are good kisserssss
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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