You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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