Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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