Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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