we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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