That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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