Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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