why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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