I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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