Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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