She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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