Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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