I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
The power of my boobs compel you
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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