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i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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