what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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