He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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