For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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