I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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