All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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