Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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