Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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