i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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