Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I had to cum in my sink.
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