I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
