I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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