After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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