yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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