If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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