God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
