I just saw a hot homeless man
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
