You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I touched a dick in church today
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
