so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
