Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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