don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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