she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Houston, we have a squirter
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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