everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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