Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
i dont even know how to be here
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Randomize
