hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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