Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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