We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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