Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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