Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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