K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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