Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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