O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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